M&M CREW MD -MC EGBNWAUDO NKPOKPORO CRACKS UP FACEBOOK USERS -BOOKERPAGE.

THE YOUNG MC HAS BEEN POSTING FUNNY UPDATES LATELY, CREATING AWARENESS FOR HIS COMEDY LABEL M&M CREW.

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SOME NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE JUST TOO DUMB…
1. Thank God for a brown new month!
(Yellow nko?)
2. My god is upsome. (L’o ba tan!)
3. Why are people so weekend? (cos they
are Friday na ni)
4. Not all dat glitters are goats! (Some are
actually rabbits!)
5. Majority carries the volt (Transformer nko,
who wan carry dat one?)
6. May your name be highly exhausted.
(Eewo!)
7. My waste is paining me. (U never see
natin!)
8. Thank God for spearing my life (He will
soon dagger it)
9. What is strong with you? (strong ko,
weak ni. Olodo!)
10. Lord, you are the killer dat holds my life!
(Yeepa! )
11. Pls, how much is ur age? (U wan buy?)
12. Look to the window, the principal just
passed away (sebi na u kill am.)
13. I am not , pls Lord let ur wheel be done…
(Hin wheelbarrow spoil b4?)
.
Make I waka go rest jare!
If you dey vex come beat me….

MC egbnwaudo nkpokporo
i rep M&M ENTERTAINMENT

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Man: Baby, i love you, would you marry
me????
Woman: (stands up and gave him a stinging
slap
on his face)
I have waited more than 12yrs,
i have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds,
bought books and listened to tapes,
even went on my way to be nice to
specie of marriageble age!
I took up new hobbies, watching football
and
playstation.
I went to House on the Rock, MFM, Christ
Embassy, Living Faith, Redeemed and
presently at
Winners looking everywhere for you,
I went from a size 16 to size 10,
so that when you see me,
you will love what you see.
I left lagos to abuja,
then i left to portharcourt,
then i went all the way to kano.
I joined hi-five, from hi-five to facebook,
from facebook to twitter,
I even had a blog on which i rented,
hoping you will show up!!
I uploaded only my best pictures on
facebook,
infact i took photo sessions to look my
best!!!
I attended all the weddings,
whether the invitation was direct or
indirect!
The next place i was hoping to check was
the
moon,
before you crawled out from the door
directly to
me!!
So it was you all dis while?????
The neighbor i say hello to every morning!!
Were you trying my faith???
You almost rendered my prayer life useless!!
What were u waiting for???
What sign were you looking for??
Do you want to kill me before you reveal
yourself????
Now be a gentleman,
get down on your kneels
and put the ring on my finger!!!
The guy replied, “APRIL FOOL”
If you are the ONE what will you do??.

Be truthful

mc egbnwaudo

MC egbnwaudo nkpokporo WITH FREINDS.

imagine the phone I bought with my own hard earned money is correcting my English.. even when I know what am typing this words prediction will still write another things, imagine if type pledge it will save plaque.. chai I don suffer

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